Essay 2
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
we are?
God:
Since when?
Me:
THATS MY LINE!
God:
Who gave you your LINE ?
Me:
ME!
God:
To you ?
Me:
*sigh*
God:
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
lovely.
God:
What are you saying is lovely, ?
Me:
the fact that you will do it.
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you say that I will do it.
Me:
because you said you would do it!
God:
Good reason. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
we are?
God:
Since when?
Me:
THATS MY LINE!
God:
Who gave you your LINE ?
Me:
ME!
God:
To you ?
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
it's okay. Which are better, macs or pcs?
God:
Only ok? The obvious.
Me:
What’s the obvious? macs, I hope.
God:
At least, it's obvious to me. Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
no, I'm a talking Barbie doll.
God:
Are you serious? You are a talking Barbie doll? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
that was sarcasm.
God:
Oh I see. Ha ha.
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
You are just a program..I knew it.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
what is the turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
huh?
9 comments:
Yes, because that makes perfect sense. I mean, knowing it's a program and winning the Turing Game = totally the same thing.
Oh... I just actually took the time to read that whole thing. *headdesk* Oops.
not really, but thanks for finally commenting.....
Wait, what do you mean 'not really'? I'm confused. :(
not really, as in, is doesn't really make perfect sense.
That was supposed to be sarcasm. Sorry. No one ever gets my jokes.
OMG YOU FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT OMG LETS HAVE A PARTY!
OMG YEAH BUT FIRST EXPLAIN WHAT I FIGURED OUT!
that no one ever get your jokes, but I was just joking.
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