Bouncing off the Walls Again

Sorta mocking/ imitating Alex here, but she never posts, so who cares?

I hate Twilight. It's stupid and insults every real vampire in lore. In the stupid book by Stephanie Meyer, a Vampire is a pale, sexy person who drinks blood, jumps like he's flying and suffers extreme teenage angst. He's immune to garlic, crosses, oak stakes, and sunlight. In reality, really just classic vampire movies, video games, and books, a vampire is a creature with inhuman abilities and brains who lives to kill things and dies in the sunlight.Its weaknesses are stakes, crosses, and garlic. That idiot Cullen ruined the image of vampires. And it's sexist! Bella, the slutty main character in Twilight, is constantly fainting and getting attacked by people, and Edward the vampire has to go in and save her. If I were her, I'd take Karate or something and take care of it myself. But NOOOOOOO! To prove that only men can save women, Edward just HAS to go in and save the day..EVERY TIME! It's so stupid. The plot sucks just as much as the themes. Here's a summary of the books:

Twilight
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*make outey-ness*

New Moon
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*make outey-ness*

Eclipse
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*make outey-ness*

Breaking dawn
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*baby making-ness*

Can you say, "Piece of crap?"
Also, notice that all of Bella's are attackers are black. Does being black implement evil? Can you say, "Racist piece of crap?"

.... Okay,that's it. I'm done ranting.