George W Bush: just ancient history.

President Barack Obama..it has a nice ring to it.We watched the inauguration at school today, which cut a lot of work out, but any class that needed a computer was a total failure as the district was using it more that usual for today.I was going to wear my Hebrew Obama button, but I couldn't find it. Or the shirt that just happens to fit me that my mom bought for herself.Crap.

Oh well, at least its all done with.

Video goodness yay!


It's sooo cute. You have to see it.

And, for Alex Harvey,

-_-'

Last...day...of break...nooooooo.....I don't want to go back to school.
I went to my friend Devin's birthday party at skateland. It was fun, but we never actually skated, and by the time we wanted to skate the place was closing in 10 minutes. We just played laser tag and arcade games the whole time. Not too bad, even though I was the only girl. But a lot of people were there that I grew up with, and I felt comfortable with it all.

And thus, I thank my parents that I have two brothers. It really does help with talking to boys. Although it is a bit sad that I have a lot of guy friends, maybe even more than girls.

I need more non-plastic people at my school.

Gah..my grandpa's caretaker keeps asking me annoying questions.She's nice, I guess, but she does it while I'm trying to write my uni essays. I want to say to her ,"Okay, shut up now. Seriously. I'm trying to work here.I know you want to know all this crap about my life, but can't you ask the guy you care for, my grandpa?"I can't though, because then my mom would get pissed off.

Stalking a pair of male idiots while giving an update.

I'm at the library. It's supposed to be quiet, but these two boys, who look about my age, maybe one a little older and the other a bit younger, keep blathering loudly about what they're playing. I'm going to go see.

It's some stupid roleplaying game on the internet. Stupid boys. They could be blogging.They told me they're brothers. It's easy to tell, they keep bickering about something.

School was canceled again. Oh joy. That gives me a lot of time to do nothing.

Lately, I've been reading this adorable manga called Emma. It's a Victorian England romance between a maid and a gentleman. I'm only on volume 3, but I'm hooked as it is.

The one boy who looks older finally left. The younger one has shut up.
Proof men alone are bliss but even two's a crappy crowd. Good god.
The put up a twilight "read" poster in the teen section. The end is nigh. Oh! I'm also here with my brother Joe and his friend from across the street.

Joe's friend is nice, but his brother is a butthole.We went to grade school together for like 2 years. He and I are literally neighbors, so when the music teacher said get a friend OR NEIGHBOR and dance with them, we'd always dance together or whatever it was the music teacher thought was cute.I bet you weren't as stupid as I was in grade school.

I'm getting looks from the younger guy across the way.The older dude still hasn't come back. that's good, right?

I spoke too soon. The older guy's back. You're not supposed to have food here, and yet they're sharing a bready something.I figured out, by the older one's talking, that the younger one's name is Josh. Not a very fitting name. He looks more like a...Daniel, or maybe a Drake or a Drew. Something like that...

They're talking about pokemon now. I think it's a pokemon rpg, Like the one my friend Devin used to obsess over. I'm a genius.

Josh seems to talk less than his brother.I'm going to name his brother Ben, since I don't know his real name right now.Ben's thumbnail has black nail polish on it. I know because he keeps leaning on the table with his fist against his cheek, the he lowers it quickly like theres something important on that screen he needs to tell Josh.

Just Tuesday, I saw another odd pair sitting at that same computer. They were a couple, I'd guess, in high school. It seems like the people inside the teen section get older as the day goes on. It's only about 1 right now, so...lots of character is to come. Anyways, they were on myspace, I think. The guy had a two lip piercings, each in either corner of his lower lip, and a typical emo shag. He kind of looked like Willam Sledd on emo pills because of his neon hoodie and his piercings. The girl next to him had long black hair and a piercing above her upper lip, near her nose. It was kind of like a Marylin Monroe style mole, except it was made of metal.

They always play the stupidest songs here. "Stacy's Mom" is currently playing faintly behind the drone of multiple people clicking and scrolling on the computers.

Ben left for a bit to check out. He could have used the self-checkout, but instead he went to the looonnng line at the front of the library. He came back, and they have switched computers for some odd reason. They've quieted down a little.

Boys.

he just had to be a boy, didn't he?

Gah. I'm bored out of my skull, and my little brother thinks he's a regular clever arguer. He keeps coughing in sarcasm....

I wanted a sister.

Here's a picture I've been wanting to put up. I got it at a classmates bat mitzvah...interesting what people pay people for that kind of thing. Guess who it is. Just guess.

HUZZAH! (assorted happiness)

LOVE THIS SONG.

Anyway....

THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCED WHAT THE SCHOOL PLAY IS!!!
All the 8th graders were expecting big titles, like Les Miserables, Wicked, RENT, Chicago, The Music Man, High School Musical, Grease, Hairspray, Annie.....

But a bunch of other schools already did them recently. Apparently, you can't do that in showbiz. You just can't. I'm too lazy to explain.

You know what it is this year?

It's HONK!The musical of the ugly duckling! Oy vey....
I ran out of the school screaming and running to the corner without my jacket on. It finally got done and over with! Yay!

Speaking of which, no school beacuse of snow. I'm happy now..

Bouncing off the Walls Again

Sorta mocking/ imitating Alex here, but she never posts, so who cares?

I hate Twilight. It's stupid and insults every real vampire in lore. In the stupid book by Stephanie Meyer, a Vampire is a pale, sexy person who drinks blood, jumps like he's flying and suffers extreme teenage angst. He's immune to garlic, crosses, oak stakes, and sunlight. In reality, really just classic vampire movies, video games, and books, a vampire is a creature with inhuman abilities and brains who lives to kill things and dies in the sunlight.Its weaknesses are stakes, crosses, and garlic. That idiot Cullen ruined the image of vampires. And it's sexist! Bella, the slutty main character in Twilight, is constantly fainting and getting attacked by people, and Edward the vampire has to go in and save her. If I were her, I'd take Karate or something and take care of it myself. But NOOOOOOO! To prove that only men can save women, Edward just HAS to go in and save the day..EVERY TIME! It's so stupid. The plot sucks just as much as the themes. Here's a summary of the books:

Twilight
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*make outey-ness*

New Moon
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*make outey-ness*

Eclipse
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*make outey-ness*

Breaking dawn
Bella: I love you!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
Bella: I love you anyway!
Edward: But I'm a vampire.
*baby making-ness*

Can you say, "Piece of crap?"
Also, notice that all of Bella's are attackers are black. Does being black implement evil? Can you say, "Racist piece of crap?"

.... Okay,that's it. I'm done ranting.

Update'ed

I have a video bar. My life is complete. A walking froggy too!

Saw it, loved it, you neeed to see it.

That might not work.

I swear, some stuff on Youtube is absolute crap, but every so often you find one that's pure gold.

*sigh*

it's back to school again, Break is over.

Songs that get in my head easily:

Smooth by Santanna
Blackbird by the Beatles
Ladies choice from Hairspray
My United States of Whatever by, um.......who is it by?
Lovely Ladies from Les Miserables (which is disturbing, considering the context of the song.)

XDD

Below is a conversation I had with igod.

Essay 2

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Me:

we are?

God:

Since when?

Me:

THATS MY LINE!

God:

Who gave you your LINE ?

Me:

ME!

God:

To you ?

Me:

*sigh*

God:

God:

OK I will do it.

Me:

lovely.

God:

What are you saying is lovely, ?

Me:

the fact that you will do it.

God:

That makes sense to me. What makes you say that I will do it.

Me:

because you said you would do it!

God:

Good reason. What is your purpose in asking?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:

true.

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Me:

we are?

God:

Since when?

Me:

THATS MY LINE!

God:

Who gave you your LINE ?

Me:

ME!

God:

To you ?

Me:

*sigh*

God:

Sorry...

Me:

it's okay. Which are better, macs or pcs?

God:

Only ok? The obvious.

Me:

What’s the obvious? macs, I hope.

God:

At least, it's obvious to me. Are you really a ""?

Me:

A what?

God:

" Are you really a ""? A what?

Me:

no, I'm a talking Barbie doll.

God:

Are you serious? You are a talking Barbie doll? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Me:

that was sarcasm.

God:

Oh I see. Ha ha.

Me:

ha ha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

Me too.

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too.

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too.

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

You are just a program..I knew it.

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

Me:

what is the turing game?

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

Me:

huh?

YOU suck.and YOU, and YOU, and....

bleh...you all die. Oh well, just had to post a script style conversation that went on today.
Cast:

Joe- village, er house idiot.. Molly's younger brother. 9 years of age.
Molly: me.
Marlee: Aunt of Joe's and Molly's/ Works as a conservative rabbi in woodstock, but is visiting today.

Scene: MARLEE is in the dining room, looking at her laptop. MOLLY is writing her Uni essays in the living room.JOE is taking a break from piano and has a bean cake thing in his hand. He is pacing between both rooms mentioned above.


Joe: *is eating bean paste cake thing from am-ko*
Aunt Marlee: What are you eating?
Joe: food.
Marlee: That's not food, thats junk food.
Joe: No it isn't, It's Chinese.
Molly(from the other room): Just because it's Chinese doesn't mean it's not unhealthy.

*SOB*

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